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Avril B'day

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Many Happy Returns of da day Black Star

Here is a set of 200 wallpapers of her... for all her fans!!!

Ramadan Mubarak!!!

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Customer Care in 2020::: funny must read

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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Galaxy Kholi . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on..... .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask View Apt, Cantt Road, ........

Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is

0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is Rs 2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.

That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage Scooter,...registration number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......

Customer: [Faints]


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Dudes I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe I spend all my time in front of a computer. Seriously!.

I am absolutely consumed with sleeping my way to the top, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being not online in order to my friends, my day pisses me off from midday to home. I am so tired. I wish you could be here to share it.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors I will make more of an effort to blog more often. Honestly! Just the way life is!.

District 9 : review

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The movie that will make you go nuts.. It is an unexpected and unacceptable bond between a man and his alien acquaintance. The movie is a visceral and thumping debut of the young director Neill Blomkamp.

Here is a synopsis"

A spaceship appeared above the city and mysteriously stopped over the Johannesburg. The kind Humans rescued the starving alien creatures inside it and rounded them up in an area called District 9. Quickly the area morphed and became similar to our mumbai slums. The nigerian gangsters prey off the aliens, and they gave a nickname "prawns."

The MBUs the govt weapons manufacturers wants to experiment on them and get ideas for new alien weaponry. They try to evacuate them and give them a refuge to a new area.

Sharlto Copley the main lead in the movie does a positively amazing job portraying this twitchy, even unlikable, mid-level manager. His performance is riveting, his commitment to his character's strange arc is nothing less than award-worthy. He tries to help those aliens to get back to the mother vessel. Wikus (his name) goes through an emotional and physical transformation into a prawn.
For more.... watch the movie...

District 9 isn't exactly sci-fi for the ages-- it's too unclear on what it has to say, and its story ranges too far within the meticulously created world without providing any real insight.

I guess it has a sequel District 10....

Onam Feast

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A Feast at my house... all are invited!!!!!
Yes dere is payasam (Kheer) tooo....

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Twitter Background

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Jus Pimped my twitter background...

Amazing twitter backgrounds #2

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Amazing Twitter Backgrounds

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