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100th post - Hmm a milestone

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Hi guys dis is my 100th post, I finally decided to make you laugh rather than my philosophies and serious stuffs. These were few funny forwards which i received. Being a management student. I remember this and wish to share with you all.


A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story is:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.......  


When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.
" The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.
"And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
So the sshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became rossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.
Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story is:

You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!  
Remember here there are 3 morals

a) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
b) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
c) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Awesome thoughts....this's not just a lesson/message/preaching to the management students alone...
    I hope this's dedicated to the whole youth...
    Well,1st one was the most enlightening[depending upon the attitude too..:)]

  2. Anonymous says:


  3. dhansu post hai bhai..

    congrats for your century.. PARTY!! :party

  4. Niceeee...Congrts on making a century...:-)

  5. Nice ones.

    I don't if I should say it but because I visit here often so for my sake - is it possible to change the background to slightly different color and increase the font...may make it easier for my eyes. Thanks :)

  6. @neeya Thanx for your wishes and the lovely comment above that :)

    @Arpit it feels nice to c u visiting my blog again, enjoy the stay :)

    @rohini Thank you for the comment, m happy that that you like my writings :)

    @A Thx 4 the comment I would definitely look into that issue and change my blog design very soon and dhis time it will be faster to load and will be a feast to the eyes :)

  7. Thanks Dudo. I look forward to new design. Your design is very catchy and probably attracts a lot of young people like yourself. On the same time your contents are for also for oldies like me - mature and sensible contents. So may be a slight subdued design will attract more people like me.

    Appreciate it.

  8. @A oh that was nice, m flattered :$ i would look into it as soon as possible :) just tied up with some work

  9. Hey firstly congoooo! Balle balle! Keep up the great work :D

    And I loooved these. I, ahem, grinned mischieviously relating this to people I know. Loooved it ;)

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