You are not alone - Part 1

I think I have really lost it!!!!

No not my mind silly…. My frequency in blogging.

The Indi-rank has come down from 57 – 43. L

Trying to find and remove creative and philosophical clot from my brain, to attempt the untried.  

YOU ARE NOT ALONE...

The days were dull and feelings were unrest. His mind haunted his grandfather Rtd Lt. Colonel Uday Prakash Dessai's last words on his death bed.

“Ved, you are not alone!”


He was orphaned at a young age when he couldn't even recognize the faces.   

All confused Ved began his search of hidden truth.  

To be continued….

• Predict the ending.
• Do let me know if you like to read more??? J

Sugar Sugar Honey Honey

Sugar,
Oh, Honey Honey.

College life

Every New semester:

After 1st week:


After the 2nd week:


Before the mid-term test:


During the mid-term test:


After the mid-term test:



Before the final exam:


Once get to know the final exam schedule:



7 days before the final exam:


6 days before the final exam:



5 days before the final exam:


4 days before the final exam:


3 days before the final exam:


2 days before the final exam:


1 day before the final exam:


The night before the final exam:


1 hour before the final exam:


During the final exam:



Once walk out from the examination hall:


After the final exam, during the holiday:


That's college!!

Interview Blues!!!

Interviewer:
Hello,

Have a seat....

'Please introduce your self'

DuDo: I've been doing this since I finished my course. I think i should record it "blah blah blah"


Interviewer: 'What attracted you to the position?'
 DuDo: Excuse me I'm still unemployed "Well... sir, people have varied thoughts, I enjoy meeting them. I feel  this opening in your firm will be very challenging for a guy me"

Interviewer: 'Did you meet many people in your last job?

DuDo:  "Yes" Of course I met people.  What a pointless question. my resume talks about my last job. " I met many corporates in my last job, as a business development manager before my post graduation"

Interviewer: 'Have you ever had to deal with a difficult customer?'

DuDo: Good, that's easy.  "Oh yes, lots of times."

 Interviewer: 'What kinds of problems did you have to deal with?'

DuDo: "Oh, all kinds." Try selling a webspace ads to the traditional businessmen, grrrrhh..  Too many to name.  Think of one quick.  "I once had to deal with a customer who had questioned why should i advertise  on your site? You yourself will click on to my ads and use up all my ad impressions in a day"

Interviewer: 'This job requires intensive traveling are you comfortable with being in several places at once?'

DuDo: You are not askin me how i handled it? It was a funny situation...  aah what a question :  I don't know if I can. "I'm confident that I can pick up the job quickly"

Interviewer : 'How much training do you think you'll need?'

DuDo:  ahaaa, dont you have a training period? "It took me about a week to be fully trained for my last job.  I pick things up quickly."


Interviewer: 'What qualities do you feel you can bring to this role?'

DuDo: Dont you have any other question? don't you know all the candidates make up these things on the spot? "I'm patient, I'm well organised, practical and I'm punctual" Do you want more?


Interviewer: Will a person with a profile like this stick to this job?

DuDo: Give the job 1st for gods sake then i will think of switching "Sir if you are providing me a good package i will definitely stick on to this job"

 Interviewer: 'All right.  Now, is there anything you'd like to ask me?'

DuDo:  Oh no, I can't think of anything! "when will i get to know the interview results"


Interviewer: 'We will shortlist the candidates in a week and we will inform you about it. and will discuss about the package if you are selected'

DuDo: Wow you read my mind i was supposed to ask you about the BLING!!

Interviewer: Anything else do you want to ask?


DuDo: Um…  "No."

Interviewer: 'Thank you.  We'll be in touch.'

DuDo:  "Thank you and have a great day ahead sir"

Disclaimer: These is just my attempt to be funny, interviewers please over look this post :D hehe and give me a job...

 P.S Thoughts in my mind are in red 

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Updated : BORED LIST

CROSS OUT THE THINGS YOU'VE DONE:

UPDATED:

Rode every ride at an amusement park.  - Veega land, Kerala









OLD LIST
Graduated High School
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.

Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown in a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Gotten caught having a party while parents were gone away



P.S this list was from Ohaii Pixiie 's blog :) You may post it up and let us know about you.

Who is the real hero

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Love and love only!!!!

She glared straight into my eyes. Those deep hazel colored eyes that she had stared into many times before.
The circumstances were different this time.
She shivered as she looked away. Her mind was racing as she stole another look at me. She quivered with excitement of what she was about to do.
I gave one of my famous smiles.
She made the first move n was closing in real quick. Pride was just beaming off of her.
I placed my hand over her body and stroked her silky hair. She liked the way i stroked her hair. "Wag her small curled tail" was all she could do to appreciate my love to her. :-P

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