Saturday, July 31, 2010

Move On...

No matter how hard one tries. He will loose some battles or conquer boundless life's territories.

Moving at the Speed of Life ...Image by д§mд via Flickr




Remember there is always something new that would come up and life has to move on.... 
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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Fine Line

Street Art In DroghedaImage by infomatique via Flickr
I feel there is a fine line between my PHILOSOPHIES & STUPIDITY and its diminishing!!!!  
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

About Me

(If your eyes are weak click on the image for a larger profile)

Let me make a clear introduction of my life, first up I have faced many ups and downs. I have never been such good person; everyone in this world commits mistakes and I have made a fair share of mistakes believe me. I will pay for it or maybe I’m already paying for it each day.

I remember few lines from the great song “tujhse naaraaz” written by Gulzar.
“Jeene ke liye socha hi nahi, dard sambhaalne honge
Muskuraaye toh muskuraane ki karz utaarne honge”

This means I never knew that to live we need to face difficulties. Whenever we laugh we need to face difficulties. Whenever we laugh we need to pay back for all those wonderful time with interest by facing sorrow.

These well chosen words I believe completely true. I’m just another guy having a few plans striving hard to achieve it. My living for the day is simple. I do whatever I feel and say whatever my heart says. But some inhibiting forces are causing hindrances. WHY WHY WHY???? I keep reminding myself that I’m a worthwhile person and I will reach my full potential one day.

In the mean time all the others kiss my arse.... I don’t give a damn!!!!
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Uncertainties


Life's uncertainties has lots to teach,
Some worth remembering and some haunts like hell!!!!
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Monday, July 19, 2010

1 rupee smile:

Life's sharp edges may cut your emotional vein

Even if you are a pauper, a 1 rupee smile will hide all your pain....

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Google Chrome OS Download Here

 Good News to all internet junkies :

Google Chrome OS is an upcoming Linux-based, open source operating system designed by Google to work exclusively with web applications.

Image representing Google Chrome OS as depicte...Image via CrunchBase
Chrome OS beta is now available to download to run and install.  The user interface takes a minimalist approach, resembling that of the Chrome web browser. Because the only application on the device will be a browser incorporating a media player, Google Chrome OS is aimed at users who spend almost all of their computer time on the Internet.



 


Download it here free OS  : Google Chrome (beta) 



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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Blue Pill Girl

Sitting idle these days
all day long thinking about you,
thinking badly how i can be there with you...

Ears crave for your voice,
my eyes pray for one sight.
Heart numbing, mind spinning...
never thought i could feel something like this.

Heart of mine has been hurt before,
but this time i made it sure...
Gal you are a blue pill for me,
waiting for you with my open arms,
come and fill my days with good luck charms.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Interview Blues!!!

Interviewer:
Hello,

Have a seat....
'Please introduce your self'

DuDo: I've been doing this since I finished my course. I think i should record it "blah blah blah"


Interviewer: 'What attracted you to the position?'
 DuDo: Excuse me I'm still unemployed "Well... sir, people have varied thoughts, I enjoy meeting them. I feel  this opening in your firm will be very challenging for a guy me"

Interviewer: 'Did you meet many people in your last job?

DuDo:  "Yes" Of course I met people.  What a pointless question. my resume talks about my last job. " I met many corporates in my last job, as a business development manager before my post graduation"

Interviewer: 'Have you ever had to deal with a difficult customer?'

DuDo: Good, that's easy.  "Oh yes, lots of times."

 Interviewer: 'What kinds of problems did you have to deal with?'

DuDo: "Oh, all kinds." Try selling a webspace ads to the traditional businessmen, grrrrhh..  Too many to name.  Think of one quick.  "I once had to deal with a customer who had questioned why should i advertise  on your site? You yourself will click on to my ads and use up all my ad impressions in a day"

Interviewer: 'This job requires intensive traveling are you comfortable with being in several places at once?'

DuDo: You are not askin me how i handled it? It was a funny situation...  aah what a question :  I don't know if I can. "I'm confident that I can pick up the job quickly"

Interviewer : 'How much training do you think you'll need?'

DuDo:  ahaaa, dont you have a training period? "It took me about a week to be fully trained for my last job.  I pick things up quickly."


Interviewer: 'What qualities do you feel you can bring to this role?'

DuDo: Dont you have any other question? don't you know all the candidates make up these things on the spot? "I'm patient, I'm well organised, practical and I'm punctual" Do you want more?


Interviewer: Will a person with a profile like this stick to this job?

DuDo: Give the job 1st for gods sake then i will think of switching "Sir if you are providing me a good package i will definitely stick on to this job"

 Interviewer: 'All right.  Now, is there anything you'd like to ask me?'

DuDo:  Oh no, I can't think of anything! "when will i get to know the interview results"


Interviewer: 'We will shortlist the candidates in a week and we will inform you about it. and will discuss about the package if you are selected'

DuDo: Wow you read my mind i was supposed to ask you about the BLING!!

Interviewer: Anything else do you want to ask?


DuDo: Um…  "No."

Interviewer: 'Thank you.  We'll be in touch.'

DuDo:  "Thank you and have a great day ahead sir"


Disclaimer: These is just my attempt to be funny, interviewers please over look this post :D hehe and give me a job...

 P.S Thoughts in my mind are in red 
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Sunday, July 4, 2010

BOULEVARD OF TRUST

I ain't no Christopher Columbus but I discovered the shortest route to the HEART

I call it BOULEVARD OF TRUST

Saturday, July 3, 2010

My favourite : Moliere Quote

Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and then for a few close friends, and then for money. 
- Moliere (French, playwright and a writer)

PS: A superb quote. i fell in love with it :)

Friday, July 2, 2010

Boss's Mind !!!

This BLANK THOUGHT or the JOKE whatever you call it is dedicated to all the unhappy employees ;)


If you think your boss pecks on every work of yours???

Don't worry he is jealous and thinks 
"How can a moron half my age do better than me!!!"

Why am I a Hindu?

I wish to share a wonderful article that I received from my friend that changed my perspective to look at religion.  Disclaimer: This ...